maybe someday i'll be a credit to society... for now, tumblr.

 

I have had situations recently where I’ve woken up in the night to pee, and I do have to double check with myself that I’m awake, ‘cause I don’t want to risk it. I have like a checklist.

comedycentral:

Jon Stewart challenged John McCain to an old-fashioned Wrong-Off. Click here to watch.

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage

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mantispiercing:

Throwback double conch with black opal from @anatometalinc . I always thought this placement was fun! @safepiercing #safepiercing #anatometal

mantispiercing:

Throwback double conch with black opal from @anatometalinc . I always thought this placement was fun! @safepiercing #safepiercing #anatometal